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Aug 18th
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Penny: I slipped in the shower and I think I dislocated my shoulder.
Sheldon: Not surprising, you have no safety mat or adhesive stickers to allow for purchase on a surface with a low coefficient of static friction.
Penny: …What?
Sheldon: Tubs are slippery.
Penny: I know. I slipped.
Sheldon: I have a series of whimsical duck stickers on the bottom of my tub.
Penny: Yeah, okay, whatever. Will you just turn the water off and help me up?
Sheldon: They’re holding umbrellas.
Penny: What?
Sheldon: The ducks in my tub.
Penny: Uh-huh.
Sheldon: They’re whimsical because ducks have neither the need for, nor the ability to use umbrellas.
Aug 18th
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Aug 18th
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“Battle not with monsters, lest ye become a monster, and if you gaze into the...”
– Friedrich Nietzsche
Aug 18th
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